EXHIBIT 001 / THE ALMOST COLLECTION

YOU HAD THE TAB OPEN.

YOU MISSED BITCHES — $YMB

A commemorative coin for impeccable hindsight, unfinished clicks, and the phrase “I was literally about to.”

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CONTRACT ADDRESS · SOLANA
Gold coin engraved “YOU MISSED BITCHES”, showing a grinning portrait raising a middle finger
EX. 001 Commemorative coin, gold-tone. Gift of hindsight.

GALLERY A · PERMANENT COLLECTION

PRESERVING EXCUSES
FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS.

Close-up of the coin's grinning portrait

You Missed Bitches turns hindsight, hesitation, and perfectly timed excuses into a gold-faced meme. The expression says the rest.

OBJECT
One extremely confident coin.
MATERIAL
Gold-colored audacity.
CONDITION
Unbothered.
PROVENANCE
“I was about to.”

Caption is fictional. Real token details are in the Object Record.

GALLERY B · 6 SPECIMENS

THE EXCUSE
COLLECTION.

Handle with care. Every specimen is original, and most visitors have donated one.

VISITOR WORKSHOP

SUBMIT AN EXCUSE
TO YOURSELF.

Pick a classic or write your own. Choose a treatment, then download the exhibit. It's all made in your browser. Nothing is uploaded, and nothing joins a public collection.

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03 · EXHIBITION TREATMENT

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GALLERY C · MEME ARCHIVE

THE ARCHIVE
REMAINS UNBOTHERED.

Six posters, catalogued with appropriate seriousness. Select one to view it at full size.

GALLERY D · PROVENANCE FILE

HOW THE COIN
ENTERED THE RECORD.

On October 23, 2026, Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis met President Trump on his arrival in Florida with a custom gold coin. Trump showed it to reporters. The engraving did the rest.

ARCHIVE RECORD · ACC. NO. YMB-001

THE OBJECT RECORD.

NAME
You Missed Bitches
TICKER
$YMB
NETWORK
Solana
CONTRACT
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VISITOR GUIDE

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  1. 01

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  2. 02

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  3. 03

    Open the verified link

    Use the Buy $YMB button on this page. Check that the contract address matches the one shown here, character for character.

  4. 04

    Review and confirm

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